* / i'm so gansta, i'm so thug! babs

[CAITLYN MARIE POTTS]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=width,235,true] CAITYLYN<3: so.. Shouldn't spending the night at my boyfriends house actually mean, oh i dont know, we spend some time together?

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[BABETTE ADELE LEROUX]

Of course not. Don't you know the rules of dating?
You only leave your house to use their internet connections to speak to your friends.
Ignore them, make them think you don't care.
Then leave and bring your favorite Babsy an eclair.

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[CAITLYN MARIE POTTS]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=width,235,true] CAITYLYN<3: dating sucks, then. i spend more time with Remi. but seriously, my darling boyfriend cooked me dinner... then fell asleep while i was doing the dishes!

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[BABETTE ADELE LEROUX]

CP, darling, have I not taught you anything?
A man made dinner for you, asked you to spend the night at his place.
Clearly the dishes could have waited.

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[CAITLYN MARIE POTTS]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=width,235,true] CAITYLYN<3: -rolls eyes- it's a long term, steady relationship babs... he doesn't cook for me just for... and besides, he'd have fallen asleep in the middle, and that's awkward.

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[BABETTE ADELE LEROUX]

Excuse me for trying to romanticize your life.
Sometimes I feel like I need to take chapters of les romans d'amour and pour them into your head.

... during, really?

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[CAITLYN MARIE POTTS]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=width,235,true] CAITYLYN<3: i don't know what that is, but please don't.. and well, if he was that tired.. what's to say he wouldn't have?

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[BABETTE ADELE LEROUX]

Romance novels!

What if he wasn't tired at all?
You just bore'd him to death washing the dishes.
You aren't a tea kettle, you're a sex pot.
Now act like one.

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[CAITLYN MARIE POTTS]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=width,235,true] CAITYLYN<3: ..... a sex pot??.... do i even want to know?

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[BABETTE ADELE LEROUX]

Imbécile.

Do I really have to explain everything to you?

Stop acting like a chicken with it's head cut off. Put the dish gloves away and be a sexy young woman. He can do his own dishes, but he can't be his own girlfriend.

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[CAITLYN MARIE POTTS]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=width,235,true] CAITYLYN<3: idiota seriously though, cleaning his dishes is sexy! it shows him how much i care about him! what, should i borrow your maid's outfit?

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[BABETTE ADELE LEROUX]

Cleaning his dishes is only sexy if you're in the nude.
And even then it's a little bit creepy to be holding dirty dishes and having exposed breasts.
That's like taking women's rights back a hundred years.

And that isn't even funny.

Never do his dishes again, CP!

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[CAITLYN MARIE POTTS]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=width,235,true] CAITYLYN<3: pero me gusta limpiar sus platos! (translation: but i like cleaning his dishes!)

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[BABETTE ADELE LEROUX]

You speak lies.

So you are sitting alone while he sleeps and I'm at home looking for girly movies to make me cry.
Why have you not just gathered your things and come home?

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[CAITLYN MARIE POTTS]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=width,235,true] CAITYLYN<3: .... because i want bedtime snuggles? and his sheets smell really good..

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