"Don't be scared. We represent someone who can help you. Someone who can make all your dreams come true. " – Flotsam&Jetsam NAME: Jethro Samuel Urso
NICKNAMES: Jet, Poopsie, ‘Boys’
AGE: Twenty Five
BIRTHDAY: Feb 7th
ORIENTATION: Straight
NATIONALITY: Italian/Fantasian
OCCUPATION: Techie and maintenance staff at Pleasure Island
PLAYED BY: Jensen Ackles
DISNEY: Jetsam » Little Mermaid
USER GROUP: Minion
PERSONALITY !
SNEAKY ! Stealth; he has it. Or well, he likes to think he has it. Jethro is a very sneaky person. He likes to lurk un-seen and hidden by those he is spying on. Mostly people Nessa has asked him to find out stuff on. He rather enjoys being her little spy. It’s fun. Sure he may be just a big child still playing a game of spies, but so what? He’s pretty good at it too. As long as he knows who he’s looking for, and what he needs to pay attention to. Without that direction he can be rather useless. Even though he pretends to know exactly what he’d doing.
AFFECTIONATE ! Jethro has always been a touchy-feely person. He likes affection. Which is good, since his younger brother can be rather clingy. He likes to pretend he minds, but really he actually wouldn’t have it any other way. Not only does he like receiving it, but the young man also likes to give it. He’s fond of a nice snuggle and a cuddle. Hehe, that rhymes. Anyway. Affection is a huge part of who he is. Maybe it was just because he grew up in a strangely close house-hold. He just can’t imagine expressing emotion without affection.
PACK ANIMAL ! What can I say? He doesn’t like doing anything alone. Jethro prefers having company in everything. Heck he doesn’t even like going to sleep in an empty room. Having other people around constantly is a comfort he feels he needs to have. Like a true pack animal, Jethro appreciates ranks. While he likes to think of himself as the one in charge, and boss his younger brother around, he knows he’s no leader. That’s Nessa’s spot. Or anyone else willing to exert a little dominance over him. Really, apart from in his own mind, he’s not a dominant person and will bend to someone else.
PERSUASIVE ! Perhaps manipulative might be a more suited word, but he doesn’t like that one. It’s too negative. He doesn’t make people do things... just ‘helps’ them. Or well, convinces them that what Nessa wants is best for them. He’s good at that. Making things sound like the right choice; like people just have to do them. I suppose he’s quick witted like that, knows the right words to say. It’s also a matter of reading people. He seems to know what sort of arguments will fly with people and what wont. He doesn’t always get it right, but then who does?
QUIRKS: THE DARK. Jet doesn’t like being in complete darkness alone. He will most likely freak out and start thrashing around and break things, or hurt himself.
PIE: He eats the top, the filling, then the crust. Yeah. Shh.
THE LETTER S. He has a funny, hissing way of pronouncing his ‘s’
LIKES: nessie, shiney things, being sneaky, spy movies, m & ms, sushi, roast beef on rye, flot, bossing flot around, pie, pretty music
DISLIKES: red, the people nessie tells him to not like, better singers then nessie, overly petite girls, rectangle shaped food, Jello, storms, sporks (it’s a spoon or a fork! Not both!), fishing, cruise liners
HISTORY !
Jethro could remember when they were wealthy. Some people say he’s lying but honest, he can. For the first six years of his life, the boy lived in luxury. They had a nice house, money to throw at things. Really a pretty fly life. His memories of this time are some-what vague, but they are there. Like, for instance, he can remember when his little brother was just a little baby, he had tried to put the cat in his crib because he had heard cat’s ate babies. Yeah, as a little tyke he had been most jealous of all the affection the little baby got. Of course, this jealousy thing only lasted until the kid figured out the younger kid could be useful to blame stuff on, or boss around.
The older the boys got though, the more they became like best friends, then just one being the scape goat. People that didn’t know the family often wondered if they were twins. What with the way they liked to end each other’s sentences and often talk at the same time. It really wasn’t long before the two brothers became inseparable. What one did, so did the other. It was hard too, to work out who the ring leader was. It was as though they just both had the same thought. Well alright, that’s a lie. To anyone in the know, it was obvious his older sister was the ring leader, of everything. They worked like such a well oiled team though, that you’d never know.
Jet’s life mainly revolved around his older sister. Really, not many of the choices in his life had anything to do with him. After school, instead of going to college he stayed in Fantasia to be close to both his siblings, and do his older sister's bidding. He really doesn't have a whole lot of ambition to be anything other then he is, which is sad but to be honest he’s content with his life.
SAMPLE !
VELVET CREVIS
ABOUT YOU!
OHHAITHUR, I'M
NIKK AND I'M A PRETTY
MOIST PERSON. I'M
LAZY, BUT DON'T FRET YO, I THINK THIS PLACE IS AMAZING. I'M SO GLAD I FOUND IT THROUGH
THE ACT OF COITUS. OH, AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, MY FAVORITE DISNEY MOVIE IS
THE ONE WHERE THEY FALL IN LOVE 
